0.75

Woohoo! 0.75 down and 0.25 to go💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾unless Nzimande is having surprises up his sleeve😪…

I can believe it is all over but I cannot believe I am still alive and breathing and all…

I voted for EFF for the SRC(Student Rep Council) juzi so I am feeling myself (just saying)…at least I can have them in my Oomza (look at me feeling all citizen😏)…no seriously, we need to deal with this tensions and like stop being a rainbow nation where colours stick to their strips…we need to address them borders, yasss! Plus those guys had me, me, an African International Student, on their memorandum!!! and they were whispering all them Pan-Afrikan sweet nothings in my ear…and filling them dull revision evenings with freedom songs…I have questions…Maybe for the post that is not supposed to be an academic reflection…

I now feel like some lawyer over there…all this just because I am thinking I am an expert on contractual law…I know my rights y’all😀 and I can now see right through those clauses and the best of all is that more than ever I see the importance of being vigilant about protecting myself. Yani hii dunia iko na watu wengine pwot! wacha tu! My law lecturer is my WCW so life cannot get any better but the case laws thouuu…as in, I cannot just say this are a minor’s contractual capacities , this is when I have an agreement, this is what consists an offer blah blah blah and end the story…I have to remember some other kastory of that guy who made a contract while drunk thinking he is just bluffing but kumbe the other guy thought it was for real and that he was actually buying land from the guy…or some other fool who thought he couldn’t stick to the contract atey because he was now a major (hauwww???)…all these and more as in sometimes am just like, I get it! I get it! I am not getting married in community of property, I get it! Thank you! As if the case laws are not enough you have to put latin madoidos in your essays…me am just here like…Dear educator, What is your ratio decidendi (I have to underline it in that test, after we open,  because it is latin)? Madoido tupu! Pwot!

On Physics, I finally understood what Kirchhoff was up to…as in my happiness knew no bounds on that day! My girl friends are the best and that Physics lecturer is just the bomb! I hope I pass that test, lakini…the mcqs were trying to feel themselves, nkt! Statistics has me feeling like I can calculate, analyse, estimate and predict everything…mmmh! I feel like Dexter right now…no, Doc McStuffin (what if Didi was the sciency one, huh? entertainment, hmm?)

Quantities and Specifications takes the cup for being the most painful subject. As in some things…like honestly tho’…Okay, am going to break down my sorrow, listen…The next time you enter your house look at the walls, the floors, imagine the foundations…now think about the bricks, mortar, sand, cement it took to build the house…my life has been about figuring out how to collect all the measurements in order to tell you the price of your next building and be like super accurate about it…it is painful, tedious and unnecessary especially because when we mature we can do this thing using the computer…again, dear educator what is the ratio decidendi behind making me learn something hard so that I get good at the simpler ones? Si you just teach me the simpler thing? I have the same question for all these driving schools! I am learning how to drive a manual car and I will not use one, I WON’T! I digress, at the end of my QS day, nothing beats the feeling of having your Mensuration in quantities on fleek especially when you did it menstruating…I should totally get a t-shirt: “I can Mensurate when am menstruating” …oh taboo! oops! the rhyme was tempting…Shout out to that olympian , Fu Yuanhui nothing but hugs…

Otherwise, Drawing got beautiful…I like doing things on computers and no, having to draw those things on papers previously has nothing to do with how beautiful I am finding Revit right now…Okay, Maybe it does, educator, maybe…I am learning all these techniques and soon enough I hope to build my Honia so when I can employ an architect it will just be to refine my design…ah this industry is fun…Which other subject? Ah Math is beautiful especially if you attended Ms Osibodu’s Math classes and have my girlfriends, have I said my girlfriends are the bomb?!…

I could go on and on about that pizza from convocation dining hall, the winter sun at noon, the power-nap after lunch, the way I went to the gym like 11 times out of the 30 target😂, the random whatsapp calls and face times that totally totally give me life, my new sacred place, that creative women conference I attended, that beautiful beautiful Kenyan lunch at mama Ayado’s and the beautiful beautiful dinner with Hind and Zsofia😊(Ah God!),  the way I kasirikad and bought me a domain-hello!, this Wild woman being set alight by that book but leo ni hayo machache lazima nipack, naenda Gaborone mie….

Ah! Thanks be to God!

P.S:

atey nowadays my decimal points have become commas, how unbecoming 😂
this post would be incomplete if I didnt give this coconut body butter a shout-out…as in the way the air here sucks out my moisture! ghai!